Ghetto Christmas Tree is... Racist?!

generation.easy (65)in #ghetto-tree • 5 years ago

It's beginning to look a lot like... Ghetto Christmas!

And it has now become the largest outrage in my state of Minnesota, where it has been called Racist!

Yes, it's official... Not only is my state full of dejected crybabies that feel a Christmas tree is racially profiling the community and causing direct harm to our black neighbors, but people are actually flipping out!

So, what's the big deal?

Well, this tree found itself being decorated at the local police station in the heart of the Minneapolis ghetto, literally the 5th precinct is ghetto AS F*CK!
On top of it, the police force at the 5th precinct are a majority of minorities... So is it racism or reverse-racism? Side-ways racism? Up-Down and all around Racism?

Well, maybe those decorations can provide some much needed insight.

Got some Funyuns… Love those
Oh and Takis! Love myself some Takis
And who doesn't like popcorn chicken?

But the real kicker, and what all the uproar is about...
NEWPORT CIGS

Apparently, the black community has claimed Funyuns, Takis, Popcorn chicken, and Newport's as there own specific racially profiled products that NO OTHER RACE can have...

Thats right, It's not that this tree is "Ghetto", but that it contains the traditional garbage claimed by a specific race of individuals.

Anyways, What was the outcome?

The 2 officers responsible for Christmas decorations have been put on leave.
Initially, they were fired immediately once social media showed up freaking out, but then some legal experts chimed in warning the officers would Sue-The-SHIT out of the state for wrongful termination of a government position...
They walked back the firing and put them on leave - to be fired another day, I suppose.

All over the damn decorations on a damn Christmas Tree?
And a bunch of sensitive crybabies