The Confused Giraffe

The Confused Giraffe always carried a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Giraffe carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. It should have been a strange thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Confused Giraffe desired a mug to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Giraffe desperately desired a ball that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Giraffe desperately wanted a vibrator that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Confused Giraffe always had with them a block of cheese that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.