Holiday from The Hood (More Pointless Rules Inside!)

The Hood is written in the same genre of "Welcome to Night Vale". It's a community that likes to talk about a pretend hood. It's like a portal opened to a NIMBY world that Rick and Morty go to and think totally sucks. Anyway, I'm entering the gates to "The Hood" as we speak.

Oh by the way Rachel's Gluten Free shop says "Happy Holidays". Also, anyone saying "Merry Christmas" will be banned from getting any of her delicious nom noms for a month. Cheers! but only with locally sourced grapes that are verified non GMO and also non alcoholic.

*NIMBY means , Not In My Back Yard and is usually an elitist slap to anything that would annoy a super important ladies luncheon at the clubhouse.

(ewwwwwww dust, not in my hood! Giphy)