Neighborhood New Year's Party!
Hi there Neighbors! Happy New Year! 2020 will be a momentous year for our pleasant little utopian Neighborhood. We have many new improvements coming to our glorious gated Community, like the extension off of Appletree Lane which will house the new picnic pavilion and the underground bunker.
I've spoken with the Grand President of the HOA @battleaxe who has been trying to broker a New Year's truce with the raccoon scourge, but negotiations continue to fail. Be prepared for all out war.
As such, our traditional Burning of All Books Bonfire will be held on Old Man Chuck's yard. Participation is mandatory. See you there!
Here's to a great 2020!
Happy New Year to you too!
Happy new year. Do you guys really burn books...? That's a crime, dude!
In the Hood, which is the most Utopian Dystopia ever, crimes are ever changing as are rules to suit the powers that be. Perhaps next week we will burn magazines that have impossibly good looking people as part as my "Esteem Journey" initiative. hmmmmm
Oh yes, we are installing even more motion detection units and soon all residents will post selfies for easier identification for "AIR DROPS"!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Madam President. Your Guidance keeps us all on path in these trying times.
Wait, what??
I'm burning no books 🤪
Participation is mandatory.
can I brong a bible for the burning? 😐
Where did you get a bible? Those are reserved for the ecclesiastical elite and you should not have come into possession of one. We will launch an full inquiry into this matter. Please bring this Bible in for fingerprinting.
I just used a replicator to get the bible.
Eehehehehehhe!
hehehe got ya 🤪
This kitten is officially the mascot of "The Hoods" next parade for unity and obedience through cuteness and rigid discipline.
^ Upvote my ring selfie and get a coin of dubious value , please upvote and join THE HOOD, IT IS UP TO YOU ALL TO CONTINUE SOME OF THE NARATIVE>>>>>>>>>>
remember, the neighborhood watch is always watching, always
except on special occasions which are stuck to your mailbox by color separated adhesive tape
Why does it look like the kitten has a unsanctioned "device"? Please bring the kitten to the Neighborhood Watch Association HQ for questioning.
@drlobes kitten has superpowers of cuteness
scary!
It must be studied further. @drlobes is a doctor afterall. He needs to have a job change.
the kitten was trying to steal me usb charger cable right from under me lobes, I caught her and the punishment was solitary confinement in the cardboard box for 5 minutes 🤪