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RE: Sunday Night Orgy in the Garden
Fruit trees would only devalue a property with the prospective owner didn't like fruit trees . and besides what kind of muppet would go oh what a wonderful house in a great neighborhood but it has trees oh no. Wouldn't you buy the house and cut those fuckers down?
You could always tell Melissa they just planted themselves. Trees have a way of doing that. Also what tree? That tree's always been there. That's what I'm going to do with my chickens. I'm just going to say we have always had 6 chickens honey. Can't you count?
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Chicken math applied to trees! There's an idea!
I found a place for ten sparsely planted trees just looking around for a few minutes. Ten. That's a lot of trees, and it's not trying hard, and it's not making guilds. That's almost three times the work I've done so far in the official forest garden. With little thought or effort.
That also gets into the realm of profitable production. Making our property pay for itself a little. Of course, I tell Melissa the number "ten" and her mind sees a densely planted area with the trees literally touching and blocking the entire neighborhood. So, of course, my hopes are not up at all.
Mmm blocking the neighborhood sounds very nice! 🥰
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Right! Like, why have we not been doing this???
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I have another idea. Ask if you can TRIAL the trees. Ask her for one year AND after that time, if she doesnt like them, you will cut them down. Because she will get used to them and forget. Xx
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Hahahaha that's another good idea! No way in hell am I cutting down trees if there's no good reason 🤣
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