Golden Toilet Worth Over $5 Million Stolen from Blenheim Palace

Golden Toilet Worth Over $5 Million Stolen from Blenheim Palace: Police are investigating the theft of a newly installed $5 million, 18-carat golden toilet by Italian satirical sculptor Maurizio Cattelan, which was stolen from Blenheim Palace, England - where it was on display.

Sadly, by the time police finally arrived on the scene looking for clues, they had nothing to go on. Now, it seems about the only option the poor cops have to crack the case - is to go house to house, asking if they can use the bathroom.

Now I don’t know if any of these thieves are poker players, but they definitely have themselves a “royal flush.”

Hell, this reminds me of when I was over at a friend’s house a while back and thought I was peeing into one of those golden toilets myself. Unfortunately, it turned out it was actually his tuba.