Trump Positions Himself as the Star of the National July 4th Celebration

Trump Positions Himself as the Star of the National July 4th Celebration: Its being reported that President Trump has essentially taken over the nation’s premier Fourth of July celebration in Washington and put himself in the starring role, turning what has always been a nonpartisan celebration of our nation’s founding - into a Donald Trump campaign rally.

Wow, talk about a coincidence! Who knew that National Donald Trump Appreciation Day also falls on the 4th of July? Anyway, this celebration just sounds terrific! So, it appears that El Presidente Trump is finally gonna have his military parade after all, one way or another.

And, if that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, word has it that the stage will be adorned with two giant banners of the President, dressed in a special 4th of July “red, white and blue diaper."

All I can say is, it’s really a damn shame Leni Riefenstahl is no longer around to film all the festivities. I mean, I’ve seen her work, and she definitely had a way to make a political rally like this really pop.