India Is Great

SOME IRONIES THAT
"EXIST ONLY IN INDIA :"

Politicians Divide Us,
Terrorists Unite Us.

Everyone Is In Hurry ,
But
NO ONE Reaches In Time

Priyanka Chopra Earned More Money Playing Mary Kom,
Than The Mary Kom Earned In Her Entire Career.

Most People Who Fight Over Gita And Quran ,
Have Probably Never Read Any Of Them.

We Rather Spend More On Our Daughter's WEDDING
Than On Her EDUCATION

The SHOES That We Wear Are Sold In Air Conditioned Show Rooms,
The VEGETABLES That We Eat Are Sold On The Footpaths.

We Live In A Country Where Seeing A POLICEMAN Makes Us Nervous Rather Than Feeling Safe.

In IAS Exam, A Person Writes A Brilliant 1500 Words Essay About How Dowry Is A Social Evil And CRACKS THE EXAM By Impressing Everyone.
One Year Later His Parents Demand A Dowry In Crores, Because He Is An IAS Officer.

Indians Are Obsessed With Screen Guards On Their Smartphones Even Though Most Come With Scratch Proof Gorilla Glass But Never Bother Wearing A HELMET While Riding Bikes

  One Of The Best Ever Lines :

Try To Understand People Before Trusting Them
BECAUSE
We Are Living In Such A World,
Where Artificial Lemon Flavor Is Used For
"WELCOME DRINK"
And Real Lemon Is Used In
"FINGER BOWL"