Deitherian Laboratories is setting up shop on Steemit!

Dear reader,

We are so happy to finally be a part of the Steemit community.

Deitherian Laboratories specializes in binding Homo sapiens subsp. sapiens emotional extract onto prose, for easy consumption by humans. We hope to provide you with much good and interesting content to keep you entertained and thinking.

Our products are perfect to be consumed whenever you're bored: on the train, at work (shh!), or sitting at home.

Warning: Overuse of DeithLabs products may result in:

• melancholy
• dependency
• existential dread
• contentment

Please check again soon; we will start uploading shortly.

Be moved. Feel deeply.

-Robotee Deither

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That was fun, wasn't it? I hope you don't actually think we're a scientific laboratory, it's just part of my "branding". Haha. As if I have a brand to promote. Well, one can dream.

My name's Nathan. Despite what the pronouns earlier might have told you, it's a one man show. Don't call me that unless it's an update post like this one: I want to keep the illusion going. Ha. It's a bit similar to The Onion, except I don't do satire. Don't want to break character too many times!

In all seriousness, I am very happy to be a part of this. Special thanks goes to @crimsonclad for expediting my account creation (as well as delegating SP to me)! It really helped me out.

I really do hope that all of you will have fun reading what I post. I look forward to working with you. Cheers.