GREETINGS STEEMIANS.

I am Doctor Lawyer Jr., humble teller of tales and truths.

I am proud to join your esteemed Steemit community. I seek to provide one thing to all Steemians – unorthodox words in impoverished times.

I write a certain type of story, woefully dubbed “Truthful Fiction”, as my works reflect the multifaceted faces of our own reality.

If you enjoy madness, absurdity, comedy, tragedy, hyperbole, shady characters, sticky situations, butterfingered science, bizarre religious undertones, and above all, risqué food metaphors, you may enjoy my work.

Today I published my first short story on Steemit: One More For The Trash King. Please take a gander.

And you can download my novel Truthers: The New Roswell for free. Yes, free. All my works will be free. Completely free. I do it for the children.

You Steemians are the closest thing I have to family, and I just met you, upvote me maybe.

I am sure you have many questions (or none). All will be answered in the comments below. And follow me, as I am cursed to scrawl short stories every Monday. Thank you for reading.

Yours in Truth,

Doctor Lawyer Jr.