CAN THIS BE A JOKE?🤔
This is @gsf1 formally @mogaabe am here to make you laugh upvote me and more is coming your way, Please read the joke below. Thank you.
Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for shell.
INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?
AKPOS: $9M per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at $20-22M per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals.
INTERVIEWER: Today is your lucky day! The position comes with $35m per annum salary, 2017 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house here in lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, $2m wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you're entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service...
AKPOS: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir, you must be joking!!!
INTERVIEWER: Of course I'm joking! Were you not the one that started it?
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