The Twins Saga

in #introduceyourself • 6 years ago

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An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.
Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?"
The woman yelled, "Hell no, they are not. One is 9 years old and the other is 7 years old. Why the hell would you think they are twins, are you blind, or stupid?"
Akpors replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would sleep with you twice!"

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     6 years ago 

    Welcome to Steem Community @gsf1! As a gentle reminder, please keep your master password safe. The best practise is to use your private posting key to login to Steemit when posting; and the private active key for wallet related transactions.

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     6 years ago 

    Welcome to steemit world

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     6 years ago 

    Thank you

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     6 years ago 

    Its my pleasure

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     6 years ago 

    Welcome to Steemit @gsf1 :)

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     6 years ago 

    Hello welcome to steemit!! it's really nice to have you here enjoy the platform and explore the community.....wish you all the best.

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     6 years ago 

    Thank you for your warm welcome.

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     6 years ago 

    A cold joke. A pretty big insult. Funny.

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