๐ Confessions of an idiot ๐
I have been an idiot for most of my life.
It is highly probable that I have been an idiot for the entirety of my life, but since I can't remember the baby years it'd be arrogant of me to brag about a full, 100% lifelong achievement of idiocy.
They say that bad fails breed good tales.
Add schizophrenia, deportation, alcohol abuse and kleptomania to the whole idiot thing and you get a winning combo of complete fucking-uppery leading to a variety of enchanting tales.
Some memorable adventures of misfortune that I intend to divulge include:
- Accidentally smoking meth for two days then jumping out of a moving car because I thought Indonesian gangsters desired to murder me.
- Spending a week in Korean jail before getting deported.
- Being homeless in Korea and having a pretend Japanese kid as my sidekick.
- Living with a domestically abusive girlfriend.
I'll also dabble in my creativity; short stories, articles and music.
I have a lot to release and a lot to absorb. Heard this is a solid community and look forward to following some intriguing humans. Thanks to @mobbs for introducing me to this community and giving me some tips. Peruse his articles for his interesting take on a variety of topics
This is great, love all the intriguing words that you use snd the stories sound like there gonna be great. Some Hunter S. Thompson gonzo type writing cant wait for more. Hope you get alot of followers good lick and welcome to Sttemit!!!
Thanks a lot for your encouragement. This does indeed seem like a great community.
Welcome to the community! I'll hope you'll enjoy it here. It'd be nice to see you in the steemit chat, I'm sure @mobbs can show you the way :)
Thanks! I'll check it out. Looking forward to reading your stories later today. I also have some illustrated short stories to post so excited now.
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Welcome here @hugmug ! Nice post, i will follow your account, please follow me at @khunfarang
Thanks for the follow. I'll check you out.
Welcome to Steem @hugmug I have sent you a tip
Nice to have you on board hugmug! Hope you like it here! Check me out if you like at https://steemit.com/@alexander.alexis
You have a writer's knack. Hopefully we'll be reading some car-hopping stories from you soon!
Thanks for your welcome. I'll check out your page.
Wawwww that amazing man. Thanks for sharing this information.
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Great post Welcome to steemit have a great journey ahead
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Dude!
You are into things! I can't judge them good or bad. But you are.
You have that innate ability in your expression. free flowing of your words.
I just loved that.
Quite obvious, when you said
I'm glad that you finally found this place.
Welcome Aboard.
Steemit is an amazing place. Here, we share our story and read others.
It's a place we connect and build a relation and grow together.
Best of luck with your steemit journey.
Looking forward reading your next post
Thanks for your thoughtful comment. Really means a lot to me. See you soon!