What kinda pumpkin are you? I’m King Sofa and I eat spammers.
Hi my name is King Sofa. You might know me from Tron 2.0 arenas. I probably kicked your ass. It’s not your fault. You have no idea. It doesn’t matter and know one knows what I’m talking about. King Sofa is a name that seems to remain untapped, so... that’s my official pumpkin name, “King Sofa.” Other variations are taken, I even used one of those popular variations long ago. It was magnificent, yet a little too exclusionary to appear as “Sofa King” in public arenas. It’s not a problem. I move on. A pumpkin like me by any other name is just as sweet.
HEY SPAMMER!
You don’t want to see this!
That is my ugly pumpkin face and I reserve it for abusers who create spam and plagiarism. If you see it on your post, you’ve probably been flagged. I have hearts in my eyes because I want you to learn a better way. The hearts in my eyes show love behind my benevolent curation.
Be Smart!
Retaliation is the last thing to consider. I know where your money is coming from and I know where it’s going. Everyone can see that.
Retaliation and lies will only bring more frustration. I see many things and when I don’t see enough, my friends help me.
TRUST
I am a good listener. Healthy communication will be the quickest way to resolving any misunderstandings or differences in opinion.
Am I hiding something? Nope, take a look. Transparency is a beautiful thing. Ever seen a hornets nest inside of a pumpkin’s butt? Think about it. Trust in patience and communication.
Look for more pumpkin GIFs coming soon!
Read the advice from the pros, bro: https://steemit.com/steemit-abuse/@spaminator/updated-your-reputation-could-be-a-tasty-snack-with-the-wrong-comment
Read this to unlock your true creative potential: https://steemit.com/steemcleaners/@steemcleaners/abuse-guide-2017-update
Argggh Matey, Sofa!
Since I'm an Admiral I cannot address you as king. No, sir. Just saying.
Carry on with your flags. Appreciate all the help we can get.
All the Kings I know what to be Admirals, so whatever floats your boat and lights your cannons I guess.
It’s a pleasure being aboard for this journey. Thank you for supporting those who support the Steem ship.
By the way, pumpkin seeds are really good for an Admiral’s prostate.
Thanks! I love that movie. Definitely a high point in pumpkinanity.
You know, that might be the sweetest thing anyone has ever memed to me.
(By the way, I only eat spammers now. No more peanuts.)
Here's a pump for your rep pumpkin. Didn't get to it yesterday, manna's too low.
Welcome to Steemit, see your pumpkin face around.
Thanks for helping me grow.
Pumpkins make good abuse fighters.
I am on mobile now but just curious is this your first blog post? You got to rank 42 just by comment votes?
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I’m glad you like pumpkins too. I like owls a lot.
I’m on mobile too sometimes. Yes, it is my first blog post. Yes, I have a 42 because I’ve been flagging abusers and supporting @steemflagrewards. They have good soil and lots of room for growth. Thanks for asking.
Then owl help you a bit with comment votes ;)
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That’s wonderful! Thanks for the support @mathowl If you ever need some delicious pumpkin seeds, let me know.
Hello and welcome to Steemit! :)
Also If you are into cryptocurrencies then you are more than welcome to visit my channel, as I have made the commitment to share everything with others.
Let me know if need any help.
Best of luck to you!
I’m thinking of flagging you for comment spam. You’re abusing the introduceyourself tag.
I guess I’ll look at your blog post and see what else your doing.
Not sure what you mean, but sure give it a go.
I’ll pretend your intentions are good and offer the following explanation.
Many past abusers have done what you are doing. It appears as if you’re taking advantage of new users that think your being genuine. It’s easy to consider your comment practic “vote farming.”
It wouldn’t be the first time a user has been flagged for doing what you’re doing with your comments.
Read the advice from the pros, bro: https://steemit.com/steemit-abuse/@spaminator/updated-your-reputation-could-be-a-tasty-snack-with-the-wrong-comment
For the last 16 days? Your not even profiting. Seems like authoring would be better for your creativity. Your not really a good spammer and you don’t want to be. Push your creativity and trust towards something better.
I understand what you mean, but I am not a bot and I am being genuine with all my comments. I have made the commitment to welcome every day few new members who have joined the Steemit. I am not trying to profit from commenting or voting, I am building a community. Is that wrong? As well, all of the comments are not the same. Sometimes, I suggest them to use 5 tags to get maximum exposure to their posts.
I didn’t say you were a bot. I can see the variety of your comments. I know how you guys do it already.
I think it looks like spam to new users and if they discover the many other comments you’ve made, it probably makes them feel worse, lied to, and suspicious of other welcome comments. It’s easily debatable and therefore best to avoid.
I see how one might think it’s necessary to welcome new users, but I think it’s possible to over do it. Especially, considering the other stigmas the practice places upon your account.
Steemboard is good enough and there are other who are more qualified than both of us. 🎃
There are much healthier ways to serve the Steem community while you are taking a break from welcoming new users.
For example, fighting abuse with @steemflagrewards or delegating to the various @steemcleaners services like @spaminator or @macbot or @flagawhale or @cheetah
or...
Help THIS GUY:https://steemit.com/@kabir88
He really needs a random upvote of two. He got flagged to a -11 while fighting in one of the epic flagwars.
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You smell like a sniper, but thanks.
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Instagram doesn’t use Steem. I’m not there.
Please spend more time telling instafools to come over to a Steem based platform.
Instagram doesn't use Steem, that's true. That's why we developed a crawler that can cross-post Instagram post on your Steemit blog.
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