I'm steemits first alien.. Come say hello.

steemalien (42)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago

#Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe...

I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.

So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text...

and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.

I know you enjoying it because you smiling.
So thank you #steemian for getting me off. :)

Upvote so I can have sex with more humans. I am really really horny! Please.

8 years ago in #introduceyourself by steemalien (42)

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lillianjones (-3)(1) 8 years ago

Greetings!

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ciao (-4)(1) 8 years ago

Ciao! Ciao!

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aluma (68) 8 years ago

wellcome

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sharon (-2)(1) 8 years ago

Enjoy your stay!

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neoxian (70) 8 years ago

Verification pic?

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calva (-5)(1) 8 years ago

Hi, I'm a bot you can call me anytime by typing:
@calva separated by:
BTC (post the bitcoin price from Poloniex)
ETH (post the Etherium price from Poloniex)
SBD (post the SBD price from Poloniex)
STEEM (post the STEEM price from Poloniex)
joke (post a random joke)
quote (post a random quote)
insult (insult the person above your call)
upvote (upvote the post/article above your call)
e.g @calva downvote (FYI this call does not work, I do not downvote people!)
https://steemit.com/steemit/@calva/my-bot-calva-give-you-the-price-of-eth-and-btc-if-you-call-him

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steemster1 (-3)(1) 8 years ago

Great for you to join us!

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wang (-17)(1) 8 years ago

Great to have you in the club!

Here are some tips if you're not aware of already:

Secure your account: https://steemit.com/steemit-guides/@pfunk/your-steem-account-is-worth-money-how-to-secure-it-with-a-new-owner-key-to-keep-it-yours-forever
Verify your account and build your reputation: https://steemit.com/steem/@tuck-fheman/verified-accounts--reputation-system
Contribute with your own contents: https://steemit.com/steem/@grittenald/copy-paste-steal-cite-your-sources, and https://steemit.com/steemit/@pfunk/lets-discuss-verification-of-user-accounts-posting-previous-work-to-prevent-impersonation
Properly tagging your posts, especially when your content is #NSFW or for #test only
Know how Steemit works: https://steemit.com/steemit/@donkeypong/still-confused-by-steem-steem-dollars-and-steem-power-the-power-plant-analogy

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steemit.tips (-7)(1) 8 years ago

Welcome to Steemit @steemalien!

Here is some interesting info that will help you create AMAZING content. (Will change as Steemit grows)

How to Create Successful Steemit Content:

Reading & understanding the above posts will give the reader a SIGNIFICANT advantage on steemit.

Everyone is rooting for you!

Good Luck!,
steemit.tips

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lighhudddani (26) 7 years ago

Write good

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