introducing me :))))

New to Steemit im a lover of atlas obscura, oddotoriums and adventure. My currency up till now has been cheesily - and clearly not alqays successfully - the pursuit happiness which is why im cheerfully skint but full of beans, crazy projects, ideas and great stories to swap and share. Speaking of errrr.... cher. .. if i could turn back time i would love to be a theoretical physicist (Richard Feynman is a fave) or a locksmith in a catsuit but as it is i specialise in heroin and crack (work not hobby), have a diy label, am also a cat 4 firer for a pyrotechnic company here in the UK, care for injured bats, put on events (human sized mario karts, speed dating tetris, battle of the one man bands) and do restrictive face painting ( you can be old greg, papa lazarou or a 1921 piet mondran painting). Scattered but shiny.
I ride motorbikes (dual sports ), love celidahs, cardboard robots, rubbish puns, meteor showers, moonbathing, randomness, clombing pink and blue icebergs and cheeky ales.