Make day funny (1634w)

I'm getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I've been to in the last week that's had ""insufficient funds"".

[coffee shop] *casually puts arm around wife* *reaches up to Free Wifi sign with a pen* *changes last ""i"" to an ""e"", draws downward arrow*

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon

I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!

Homophobia isnt much about fear, true, but I wish it was more like Arachnaphobia(I heard that every year in your sleep you swallow 7 gays)