Make day funny (6510r)

in #joke • 6 years ago

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How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top.

""This is OnStar. How can we assist?"" ""What are you wearing?"" ""Do I need to get a supervisor?"" ""Like a threesome? Is that part of my plan?""

A long one. /| | | | | | | \___

Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly.

Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*

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