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in #joke • 6 years ago

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I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee.

If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ.

*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant* *she storms out upset* *I follow* Outside: ""DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!"" *high 5*

""Can I take your order?"" Wait, take it where? ""No, not-"" I haven't even given you my order yet ""I mean-"" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER

Dirty Jokes. What do you tell a woman with no arms, and No legs? ---Nice Tits DarKS1deZ

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