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A True Life Story From The Vice Chancellor Of AAU Never Look Down On Any One In This Life

When Solomon was in JSS3, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him a waste of product and failure in life.
One day, Solomon's Father came to school to check how his son was doing.

The teacher told him that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life before and advised his Father to withdraw him from school, because schooling For Solomon would be a total waste of time & money.
His father withdrew him from the school and relocated him to Kano

27 years later The teacher was diagnosed with a cancer.
All the doctors advised her to do surgery & its only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria could perform this procedure, and the doctor is in Kano with no alternative, the teacher agreed.
Fortunately, It was successful.

When she woke up some hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him but could not speak, because she was breathing with oxygen machine. She looked side ways and she made attempts to raise her hand & tell the doctor something but couldn't talk. She struggled, and couldn't talk, then she gave up the Ghost and died.

The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what's wrong.

They discovered it was Solomon that was working as a cleaner in the hospital who had disconnected d teacher oxygen machine to connect his phone charger.
But please wait ooooo. Don't tell me you thought
Solomon became the doctor, please this is not Nollywood ooo
Or you forget say Solomon no know book at all

Dating an illiterate girl is not a problem at all, the problem is when you text her;
"Baby, goodnight; sweet dreams. I love you..."
Then, she replies you;
"Goodnight my love, may your gentle soul rest in peace".
My brother, I swear, sleep no go catch you again. 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

. A lady lied to a guy dat she is a graduate. De guy asked "did u do NYSC? She replied "No seriously I don't like the course. Because all the subject is calculation ...." 😂😂😀😃pls dont laff alone, resteem comment and upvote. Thanks