You Had Me At NEO

in #joke5 years ago (edited)

On the Verge of giving up after almost an Aeternity to find anyone who actually gives an IOTA, what happens when you meet a Stellar girl who not only knows all about crypto, but may also have a better portfolio than you:


Dramatization: doesn't hold Steem.

@steemmatt

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when is he gonna say the god damn '' CUT ''?!!!
;D

Sits on one knee, grabs hand of Stellar girl
“Will you give me a Bit of your Shares?”

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Haha 😂

We traded tokens all night until the sun came up. I didn't get her number, but I have a bunch of her wallet addresses I can send encrypted memos to now.

We kissed goodbye, looking each other in the eyes, promising without words: We will meet again when we finally went to the moon

This was good. So romantic, dreamy and classy. I can't add to it. Just gonna let it sit like this!!

You two really seem to Bitconnect. Wait, am I doing this wrong? Lol

Yea we seemed to really connect quite a bit! Yours worked. Good play.

oo la laaa....things are getting Steemy between you two

You are the master!!! Awesome. WAX on. WAX off.

A grap of a stellar girl. I teach her more about crypto

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