Jokes....

Teacher: which is more important to us The Sun or The Moon?
Student: The Moon
Teacher: why?
Student: The Moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

Teacher: “what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Student: “A teacher.”

Tom: “How should i convey the news to my father that i have failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram”: result declared, past years performance repeated”.

Patient: what are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: “One Hundred percent. Medical records show that 9 out of 10 people die due to this disease, yours is the tenth case i have treated, rest all died.”

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped his father’s cherry tree but also administered doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punished him?”
Student: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

Teacher: what is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students

Teacher: How old is your father?
Student: As old as i am.
Teacher: How is it Possible?
Student: He became father only after I was born!!

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of coincidence?
Student: Sir, my father and mother got married on same day at same time.

Teacher: what happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: what happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work, what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A Holiday