Salma and santa

Saints took their girlfriends Salma on a date for the first time.

In the hotel room, Salma gave Sita a pack of 100 condoms in the gifts.

Sita went to the bathroom leaving Salma on a bed in a naked state.

After much time passed, when Saina did not come out, Salma asked her, "Where are you staying?" hurry up !

Saina- Just two minutes and 96 are for the price, now there are only 4 remaining.

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Salma with her boyfriend Saint - I do not feel like you!

Srta- If you do not think Zee, then get Sony or Star Plus .. !!

These girls also do not ..

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In the airplane, the name of the air hostess on the left side of the Air Hostess reads the nameplate- the soft!

After thinking of a lot of surprise, he asks him - what is the second one?

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In the wedding party, DJ asked Saints - how long is it to play?

Saints- Play 8-10 peg! After that we will also dance to the generator's voice!

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Sarta called in a company's Customer Care.

Salma picked up the phone - Sir you are welcome, what can I do for you?

Peacefully, comfortably- will you marry me?

Salma-sar is your wrong number.

Saints- It is not right ... Please tell me?

Salma - I'm not interested in you.

Srta- Hey yeah ... After the Orange Marriage, Switzerland's court and then merge the court, then Singapore and Bangkok's honeymoon plan.

Salma - I'm not interested in marrying you, keep your plans with you.

Saints - listen to me, diamond necklace on engagement, gold bracelet in the mouth appear.

Salma - Shut up! I am not interested in you!

Saints - Now I understand what my offer is, by painting and messing me everyday, in which I have no interest!

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Saints had to keep a new secretary for themselves, she interviewed many girls and chose Salma.

Taking the appointment letter, Salma asked Saints, Sir, how many hours would I have to spend everyday?

Sarta replied - You decide on your own that you sit in the cabin with me every 10 hours or 10 minutes on my hour.

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