Salma Teacher and Pappu's Jokes -2
Salma Madam asked Naughty Student Pappu in class- Pappu, you tell me, how much is the half of eight?
Pappu responded by the tactic- Madam, it has three answers.
Salma- Three answers? Who is that?
Pappu - 0, 3 and 4
Salma- 4 is right then 0 and 3 how?
Pappu- If we do the horizontally half of 8, then 0, and vertically half, then 3 ...
Masterini Salma- Turn this sentence into a future tense: 'I got married last night with pomp!'
Pappu- Tonight your fists will be fond of you.
Pappu looked upset in the examination hall.
Then the teacher Salma asked him - why are you so upset?
Pappu did not respond.
Salma - What happened, have you forgotten your pen?
Pappu then shut up
Salma questioned again- did you forget the roll number slip?
Pappu this time too quiet.
Salma again- what happened, something to tell, do you forget?
Pappu is angry-oh! Quietly my mother, the slits I made, I forgot that and you are lying pen-pencil and roll number.
Salma Teacher - Hitler died in what battle?
Pappu- In his last fight
Salma Teacher- Where was the signing of India's independence announcement?
Pappu- At the bottom of the paper which was written on the agreement.
Salma Teacher - What is the main reason for divorce?
Pappu- marriage
Salma Teacher - What is the main reason for failing in the examination?
Pappu-examination
Salma Teacher - What can you not eat breakfast?
Pappu - Lunch & Dinner
Salma Teacher- What does half an apple look like?
Pappu- Second half apples
Salma Teacher - If you throw red stones in the blue sea then how will it be?
Pappu- it will get wet.
Salma Teacher- How can a person live without eight days?
Pappu- There is no problem, he will sleep at night.
Salma Teacher- If a wall is made by eight people in ten hours, then how long will it take for four people to make this wall?
Pappu - Not even because the wall has already been made.
Primary teacher Salma was asked to give sex education in the fifth grade.
The poor Salma got upset, started thinking what to do?
So thinking something, they took some pictures in class.
First Salma asked the students to show the picture of women's breast - what do you know about it?
A sweet girl Riya Sen got up, said - these are the cheats, my mom has two of them.
Then Salma asked a picture of gender and asked - What do you know about this?
Pappu stood upright and said, 'It has been done, my father has two.
Salma asked surprise- two? Is this the same?
Pappu spoke - My Pappa has two, a little bit from which he piss, the other is big enough to clean the mummy's teeth.
Teacher Salma- Pappu tell quickly that
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What is the name of a girlfriend of Salman Khan?
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Where is Gate Way of India?
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How long can you finish ten kilometers of race?
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How much is the speed of the century train?
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Who has the right to vote?
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What is it that girls have but you do not have them?
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Does your mother give you food or not?
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Pappu replied - Katrina Kaif, in Mumbai, in an hour, 140, people, pussy, gives it ..
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A young boy, Imran, was going to leave his home with a teacher, Salma sitting on a scooter with him.
Whenever Salma's cheats seemed to her waist, Imran would say- Na Pappu Na ... This is teacher ...
Teacher Salma could not understand what Imran is talking to ...
When teacher Salma reached home, she did not stay there, then she asked Imran - all the way you were talking to Pappu and what were you saying?
The boy Imran was shy and said - Nothing, Madamji, I was standing repeatedly with the rubbing of your chests, I was convinced that Pappu did not stand this teacher.
Teacher Salma happily quotes - Hut mad, you do not stop Pappu, teacher, I am yours, not Pappu!
Teacher Salma asked Pappu in class- why children of foreigners are white and why are the children here black?
Pappu- Madam ji, because there is a banquet on Nivia cream, and on this by putting mustard oil on it!
In the class of history, Teacher Salma asked to name the names of three Great Kings who gave happiness and peace to the lives of the common people.
Pappu immediately raised his hand and said - Smo-King, Drew-King and F-King
Masterini Salma- Turn this sentence into a future tense: 'I got married last night with pomp!'
Pappu- Tonight your fists will be fond of you.
Teacher Salma Class- In the example of Transparent word two?
Pappu- In your transparent dress, your red bra is looking.
Salma angry- Abe, do not you feel ashamed to talk like this?
From Pappu innocence - Madam was shy, only then said so, otherwise you would say that your red panties are broken in your transparent palms.
Pappu looked upset in the examination hall.
Then the teacher Salma asked him - why are you so upset?
Pappu did not respond.
Salma - What happened, have you forgotten your pen?
Pappu then shut up
Salma questioned again- did you forget the roll number slip?
Pappu this time too quiet.
Salma again- what happened, something to tell, do you forget?
Pappu is angry-oh! Quietly my mother, the slits I made, I forgot that and you are lying pen-pencil and roll number.
In Salma Teacher Class- Children ... someone will tell you what is the difference between the newly married couple and the married Jubilee celebrated couple?
Pappu- Madam ji ... got a new pair of lip soda and sleeps by adding the old added hips!
Once a teacher Salma asked a question from the children in the class- tell the children, what is the difference between truth and reality?
All children sat down after listening to the question of teacher Salma, but Pappu stood his hand.
This teacher said to her, 'Yes son, tell Pappu?'
Pappu- Madam 'You are sexy' is true and 'we do not stand' It is your void.
Salma, a teacher in a class, took out a recipe to raise children's boycott.
Teacher Salma- Those children who have missed a lesson kiss on my hand.
Some children kiss the hands of a teacher.
Salma - Those children who have missed 2 texts, kiss them on both of their cheeks.
Some children kiss on both cheeks of teacher.
Only then Pappu speaks - Madam, lay down the bed.
Salma- Why?
Pappu- Because I remember the whole book.
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