Jokes 1001 #10 - Crazy

Ah Beng was so happy that he carelessly left the car key inside his car. Realising this, he said to his friend, Ah Seng,

"Why don't we use a hanger to open the car door?"
"No," replied Ah Seng.
"People might think we're too stupid ... to use a hanger."

Then Ah Beng said,
"Ah .. I got an idea, how about we use a knife, we cut the car door then we put our finger to pull the window lock."

"No, people might think we want to steal the car."

"Come on!" Ah Beng shouted. "We must think fast, its starting to rain and the sunroof is opened!!!"

One day, Mary brought her boyfriend, Mark to meet her grandmother.

Grandma: Please sit down, dear.
Mark : Thank you, Grandma.

Grandma: Mary, please make some tea for our guest.

While waiting for their tea, Mark saw delicious peanuts inside a small bowl. Unconciously, he finished it all within a minutes.

Mark: Opps, sorry Grandma, I ate all those delicious peanuts.

Grandma:
No, worry, I don't like those peanuts anyway. Mary usually buy chocolate that has peanuts inside it. Usually I only eat the chocolate. I don't eat the peanuts, otherwise I'll get sick.

Mark: Blueeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!