Jokes 1001 #18 Good Money

in #jokes • 6 years ago (edited)
May and her husband were bathing naked in the bathroom when suddenly the doorbell rang.


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May wrapped her body with towel and run down to open the door.

Apparently, it’s their neighbour Robert.
Robert: Oh, I apologize for disturbing you.

May answered: Oh, it’s okay.

Robert got naughty,
"Ohh..May.. your skin is so soft and glowing. If I offer you RM100.00.. are you willing to remove your towel???"

Without thinking, May opened her towel to show off her breasts for the price of RM100.00.

"WOW!!" Robert enjoyed the glorious view and got excited. He then countered offer May RM100.00 on condition that she get naked in front of him!!

May replied: Why not, its good money anyway..

Robert eyes almost pop out and was so excited that he was ready to give the RM200.00 for the glorious view. May took the money happily, thanking Robert and closed the door. She was so happy thinking that how easy it is to get money from a naughty guy

May then went up to the bathroom where her husband is. Her husband asked,
"Who was that?"

"Oh…our neighbour, Robert" replied May.

"Robert??" asked her husband and add on,

"Did he return the RM200.00 he borrowed from me last week??"

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     6 years ago 

    I've heard this but your version is a little different. Still it's pretty funny! :)

    Thanks for sharing your jokes!

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     6 years ago 

    Thanks @kenny-crane... I tried to tell the story in my own version...hoping that its understandable..

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     6 years ago 

    Thank you for sharing your posts with us. This post was curated by TeamMalaysia as part of our community support. Looking forward for more posts from you.

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