Jokes 1001 #31: Three Pilots and Fruits
During World War Two, three Dutch planes crashed in Kalimantan, Borneo. The three pilots were eventually held hostage by local indigenous people who turned out to be from the Dayak tribe. These Dayak people are known to be 'Head Hunter' and at the same time cannibal. Knowing this, the three scared pilots begged not to be killed. So the Tribal Chief said,
"If you all want to live, you have to go to the forest and bring back one type of fruit. Bring back 10 of them to me. You all only have three hours to get it!"
Quickly the three pilots ran into the forest to look for fruits. After two hours the first pilot finally arrived with 10 Mangoes.
Chief: Well, you have brought 10 Mangoes. Now put it all inside your butt one by one. If you make a sound, I will cut you head!!
Slowly the pilot tried to insert the first Mango without a sound. With full of struggle and endurance, finally the first Mango managed to go in. But, in the second Mango, he can't endure the pain so he made a sound. Cruelly, the Tribal Chief cut off the pilot's head. So he went to Heaven.
The second pilot came with 10 Lychee and the Tribal Chief gave the pilot the same instructions. One Lychee in, two Lychee, three Lychee ... but when he inserted the tenth Lychee he made a laughing sound. Without mercy, the Tribal Chief suddenly cut off his head.
When Pilot 2 goes up to Heaven he meets Pilot 1.
Pilot 2: Why are you dead too?"
Pilot 1: "Yeah, I brought Mangoes. It hurts! Damn that Tribal Chief, the conditions were really hard! Anyway, what fruit did you bring mate?
Pilot 2: Lychee.
Pilot 1: Lychee? That's easy, its small, it should cause you no pain at all!!
Pilot 2: It's true. I put all Lychee in, but suddenly I laughed and the Lychee I had put in came out ...
Pilot 1: That's stupid mate! Why did you laughed?"
Pilot 2: When I put in the last Lychee, I saw Pilot 3 bring DURIAN!!
Pilot 1: "??????????"
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