Jokes 1001 #4 Who's in the Closet?
I and @kilathecla went to UTC to renew the office's vehicle Road tax today. The place was crowded with people and we have to wait for another thirty people before our turn. So, while waiting, @kilathecla told me one jokes that really make us both laughed silly.
There was this guy, a husband gets home early from work. Upon opening the front door, he hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
He was shocked and asked, “What’s up?”.
“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the wife.
He run downstair to use the house's telephone but just as he’s dialing, his 5-year-old son comes running and says,
“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s
hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the
wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
“You rotten bastard”, says the husband.
“My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!”
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Hahaha...really funny right!
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