About 5 years ago I was renting a place with my girlfriend. She was out of town until next morning so I decided to go to a bar alone. I obviously got shitfaced there and after a while decided to go home.

When I reach the door I search for my keys. Naturally, I managed to lose them on my way home. God, I was so drunk. I had to wait for her to come in the morning and explain what I was doing outside of the apartment building considering I told her the night before that I was going to watch a movie and go to sleep.

Needless to say, she wasn't my girlfriend after that lol.

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