The Dodgy King

The Dodgy King craved for a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Dodgy King found a bottle of wine that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy King desired a CD player that they would share. It was a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the King, who thought it was spectacular. A CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy King desperately needed a wig that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a wig having that done to it

The Dodgy King craved for a dildo to rub on his belly. It was a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy King desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often share. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt it was magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.