A SHORT LETTER TO MR EVANS THE KIDNAPPER

Dear Mr Evans the celebrity kidnapper, as much as I detest what you are accused of, I still know that you haven't been found guilty yet.

A lot of Nigerians have decided that you are no longer a human being and do not deserve the protection of the constitution.

They said you treated men below the levels of humanity and as such should be treated the same.

I just wanted to give you a heads up, you will have better luck proving your innocence before the gods.
I highly recommend a trial by combat for you.