@meesterboom does you good lady know anything about cars? if not I recommend popping out while she is getting ready and taking the leads of the battery, you turn it over and there will be nothing. you get to sit at home on steemit and grumble about the car not working and then you wife will think at least you tried. double bonus.
A good idea to stop the smell of sick and shit is to not let anyone else in your car too, that way the only smell is yours :D
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That might work, I am fairly sure she would sure it out and I would end up being in big trouble though!!
Still everything is worth a try once!!