I don't think your over doing it. You work too hard for your money to just hand it away.. sometimes a little at a time or one part at a time! lol. Quite the opposite, I have seen where people have either left their bikes or lost a key or code and the bike just sits there forever. Rusty and sometimes with the rubber tires completely dry rotted off the bike! Sweet post! made me chuckle a lot.. :-D