You do realise that this baby will probably make its entrance in the wee hours after you've had a few with your buddies. It will be in such a hurry, the Doula won't make it in time (no placenta shakes!) and no time for the hospital. You do have a catcher's mitt, don't you? ROFL
No!!! No Say such things!!!!
It will come at midday and we will all have a cup of tea at the pleasant arrival!!
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You know it doesn't work that way. When my second son was born, the doctor came flying in just in time to catch the little gaffer...
That's what a few people have said. Man that's scarier than a prolonged one! Although it works be nice in a way