I wrote this.

WANNA GET LUCKY? WANNA GET SOME DIGITS OR SOMETHING?
WANNA BLAST OFF THE TWITTERSPHERE?

GET THE FUCK OUT THERE BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
ONE BY ONE
GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
GAINING STRENGTH
INTELLECTUAL KNOCKOUT
MEMETIC FLOW
ARGUMENT SHOWDOWN
LOGIC CROSSBOW
MENTAL BREAKDOWN

THE CALCULATIONS ARE RIGHT
THE STARS ARE ALIGNED
THE SHIFT IS IN SIGHT