'Tea water'!...Hilarious!
Also, I love your imagery:
like a shark eating a bucket of kittens.
This is like me, in my carb eating days, but replace a bucket of kittens with a table full of pies and cakes and it'd be just about similar. I think my eyes even slid back in my head like they do when a shark devours it's 'prey' and boy did Carbs tremble when I swam into their view :)
Hehe, that sounds a bit like me. Although I try to keep a lid on iti can be a carb monster when I let loose!!!