I'm always confused by these 'short pants' 'long shorts' or whatever they are meant to be. It's funny when I see grown men wearing what was once basically the garb of the young boy and the term "when I was still in short trousers" was a thing and a male looked forward to getting into 'long trousers'. Oh well, no accounting for taste I suppose :) Of course i've dressed like an old grannie since I was 6 so I've no right to pass judgement :)
At least you have been consistent!!
He truly looked like he was taking the piss. I am allAbout being happy with what you eat but there has to be some acknowledgment on dressing for your age! Lol