Holy shit dude! that's nuts! glad you get to smoke the pain away though ha ha.

Sorry to ping on your post (if there’s a better way of contacting you, don’t hesitate to let me know), but, given you're one of my followers, any chance you'd like to try our new cross platform mobile app? We've added things we feel are missing from steemit like push notifications, user mentions, and chatting with other users. We’re also giving away free STEEM if you invite new users to the app. You can download the app here for iOS:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/vapor-a-steem-app/id1359525246

or here for Android:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.vapor

Here’s the github if you’d like to audit the code yourself:

https://github.com/dancherb/vapor

We're always looking ways to improve the app, so if you have any feedback DM me in Vapor!