Comfortably smug

in #life • 6 years ago

Whenever you ask an attorney a question, they always start the answer with, "So this isn't my area of expertise, but..."

Well, motherfucker, why did you specialize in M&A transactions and shit and not crazy ass hypothetical situations I come up with when I'm drinking?

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