Sometimes a distraction will work, for the traffic, a quick swing and place her on your shoulders, one leg on each side of your neck.
Cant run into the traffic from there, the surprise will stop the squark. the Good Lady will be impressed.
When it is the little lad's turn to go through the phase, carry him upside down, again the surprise is the thing.
Got it! Sometimes I do the shoulders thing. She loves it, then again other times she grabs my head like it's a steering wheel
If only they didn't go from hard left hand down to hard right hand down so quickly.
One day there is going to be a disconnected daddy's head in the middle of the road because of that.
With the Good Lad, upside down, so your mid-thighs can hit the back of his head as you walk, gently of course.
Not so good with girls as they wear dresses.