Salt n Pepper Beers!
Salt and Pepper's here!! and what could be more perfect for a Saturday than that!?
I know, I know. It sounds quite ridiculous actually. However, I specialise in the art of the ridonk so here we are.
Astonishingly, I actually have two salt n pepper beers to sample tonight, one of which has pink Himalayan salt and the other pink peppercorns! Well, this sounds a bit nuts.
And the first beer is Canadian, I hope my penis doesn't shrink upon drinking it?
So let's see this strange creature?
I haven't tried many beers from Canada. I had just assumed that the Canadians are a sour lot and didn't like to enjoy themselves but it actually looks as if I might be mistaken, judging by the funky can at least.
I have tried one salty beer before, Salty Kiss. I really liked it and was surprised at how well the salt worked.
Fingers crossed for the same again!
It's a fine almost delicate gold with a whimsical little head that quickly fucks off into the ether.
All seems well.
Go video man, put it in your mouth!
Well that was pish. Outrageous in fact. I absolutely hate it when a beer teases you into thinking it's all that and then sneaks in some filthy aftertaste like a badger's cock.
Yech. The flowery linger on that beer was truly unpleasant. Like licking your granny's cheek. 5/10 booms.
Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
The next one is a Porter. I know, oh but @meesterboom, you can't compare the dark to the light. Pah, yes I can. That's what men of my caliber do.
Besides, this one's the pepper!!
Bring it on.
Pink peppercorns!? In a Porter? That's a new one on me. I wonder what delights it will add?
This is from Wiper and True, a brewery that has hit some beers right out the park, for me taste-wise, so I have faith they won't let me down.
It looks like Pepsi!! Hmm, not inspiring me at all as I happen to think Pepsi is like dog's bathwater.
I have been noted for my bravery on more than one occasion though. So...
Tally ho!!
Ah the pepper always wins! This is a fab, roasted malty, sweet like toffee, coffee porter. Smoky with a little hint of pepper. It's bitter but in the good way that friendship can be. I say top donk! 8/10 booms!
Flingin flangin beers are bangin! I am glad that ended up well. I think next week I may return to some more mundane beers that taste of cakes or something.
Well. I'm going to continue having a good night and I hope you do too!!
Cheers!
'The flowery linger on that beer was truly unpleasant. Like licking your granny's cheek.'
Before or after shaving?
I works like to think she would at least bloody shave it first!! ;0)
Here is one for your first one. I think if you go in thinking they are all going to be rubbish you will not be disappointed. This guy said too much.
Awesome!
Lol, I was wondering what all the mouth/teeth brushing was about!!
I have to assume that more of them will be rubbish!
This was a Canadian beer advert. Not knocking Canada though as we have an international audience lol.
Haha, of course, we can't knock our Canadian friends. I definitely won't because even after the Canadian beer my penis didn't shrink so everything is A ok!
haha! dang Canada fell down again. lol. I couldn't only understand some of the first video and it was still hilarious sir meesterboom! how would you know what a badger's cock tasted like??
I am going by sheer imagination alone on that one!!
hahaha well it was very creative and repulsive so well done!
How boom... how did i go on a 6 month vacation from steem and came back and you are still beer tasting? How many beers do you guys have over there?! I'm starting to believe every house over there has a brewery... I don't have any beer with me. Only got Somersby, going to drink this, hopefully, my cock won't rot away in the middle of the night because i drank some cock-rotting pussy drink...
Proof-of-somersby
I have all of my fingers crossed that your cock will not rot away for this travesty!!! ;0)
Cheers with wiper and true!
Cheers mate, it's a cracker for sure!
Wonderful experience
Exactly, if you don't try, you don't find out!
Send me one!
Lol, I'm sending the vibes of one!!!
I feel energy vibe, Happy Sunday!
Lots of energy today!! Happy Sunday!
Salt n' Pepper here!
I've never tried a salt or a pepper beer, and by sound I'd have to go for pepper. Your face curled up like a slug that'd been doused in salt - enough for me to want to avoid.
Pepper sounds better, glad this was the 2nd option so you could wash your mouth out.
Had a few myself today, just woken up from a pizza/beer nap - groggy!
I love a beer nap! Oh man, before the days of children I would often have one! Good on you, now you can go out and finish the job ;0)
Hehe, and yeah the first one was a bit gash indeed. Hurrah for the second!
I the past I would be getting a shower and heading back out, this evening though I think it will be more like a cup of tea and a paracetamol. Lame!
It started so well for mr salty, gash and indeed 'boggin'!
But you will be starting a job soon and it's Saturday. You must rip the roof off the proverbial place!!
Or am I just vicariously attempting to live my life through someone else, lol :0D
Boggin indeed!! Heh heh
You could be - let's go find someone who is having fun this evening and cheer them on.
Wondering what tags to check out now - do we have a tag for 'i'm on the razzle look at meee?!'
Hehe, if there isn't there should be cos as soon as my youngest had his sleep patterns sorted out I will be using it and no mistake!!!
Looking forward to seeing b00m on the razzle with the selfie stick :D
I do like a selfie on the sauce!!
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O that song has brought out the 'nasty' side of us all :)
I do not know where you get the things you say and write, but I am so glad you do....
Hehe, it was quite a song for it's time!! :0)
Back to the "pointy" man again, you just don't need any 5/10's at your time of life.
when you were a teen, yes, you didn't really know the difference.
now, when you have become educated, leave the bottom end of the market to the teens, they will drink it and think that it is normal.
They will probably think the 5s are the best!! Hehe, I do try not to pick the duffers!!
If you ever wondered if Canadians wanted to enjoy themselves have a heaping plate of poutine...carbs with carbs and cheese curds mmmm and I imagine great with beer, of the salt and pepper variety or any really. It's all water and plain lettuce for me so I'll just drool from the sidelines :/
I have seen that here, I think it is starting to catch on! I'm not sure is for me right enough!