Who told that turtles slow?

Hi everyone, expensive!!! Recently we went with the husband on fishing, I oh as do not love this business, to sit at the river of mosquitoes to feed... In this plan I am never a romantic, comfort any, toads shout, midges fly, the sun bakes to the top, and it is impossible to bathe, the husband catches fish there. Oh, well, I sustained this trip with mats and a heap of nerves. What you will not make for the sake of love...

We sit, we sit, the float twitches, and there is no fish all. The small fish of a worm will gobble up and it will be winded. And what for interest? And here means клюёт, the husband as will shout:

• Клюёт!!! Клюёт, give a small fish last, only do not break!

Eyes were rounded, even jumped up for joy, something heavy drags. It is necessary, verses I started talking what passion went. To me not to understand it.

I already in the head drew to myself the super menu supposedly a small fish I will bake in a dukhovochka, I will stuff her with any miscellaneous, houses in comfort, purity and a cosiness, the small fish runs cold on a dish...

The husband pulls out production, and this is a turtle!!! Holy moly, how you in water appeared? I suddenly had an interlocutor and model for this personnel. Naturally then I released her, let lives. But, here that I thought why turtles are called slow? She so from me ran, I was not in time her on phone in a shot to grasp.