Using this kind of lingo will restrict your understanding audience probably just to residents of the UK.
They had to make subtitles for Trainspotting for the US audience, and the likes of 'The In-Betweeners' didn't catch on as they 'didn't get it'.
Keep on with the stories.. and the lingo I say.. more jizzum, flange (oops thats mine) and plenty of bollocks please.
I like flange!! Literally and figuratively!! Lol
Yeah, I tend not to give a hoot for the understanding, it always seems that others don't and it amuses me no end!! :0)