Ok... that is it... i'm grabbing myself a condom and i'm going to use it as a waterbottle xD
All these fish smells, I'm going to start describing everything with fish smells too ahahah
Never had terror whiskeys though... I think you should probably see a doctor, there is probably something wrong with your sphincter, maybe it's the age, you should do one of those dreaded "exANALminations" that every man fears xD Maybe ask the alien, heard they were pros at anal probing, first thing they learn in school :P
One you have used a condom as a water bottle you will never look back!!
Ah the terror whisky's... Perhaps you have just not been terrified enough?
It takes real terror to let loose a few drops. They are precious things. They add a certain mannity to a chap. Ladies will swoon when they smell the terror whiskey!!!
Really? i'm going to start pissing myself before leaving the house if that works... it's like that axe chocolate commercial, but instead of axe is piss...
I recommend you try it! It's guaranteed* to work!!!
*not guaranteed