With their stupid questions, like annoying seagulls masturbating over a dead mouse.

I hope you use incognito mode on your "free-time", with that kind of ideas i don't want to know what you've been searching on your time and you probably don't want your wife to know either... seagulls masturbation is a new to me, especially since they probably can't masturbate... or can they... ok, going to search google, wish me good luck, i'm going to where no man should go... the weird part of porn