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Troy, congratulations on your plastic plaque purchase, that is your Youtube award. You’ve certainly pulled the wool over the eyes of your subscribers. And you’ve got one over us so called trolls. But you’ve pulled of the most ultimate con. You’ve conned a multinational company: Alphabet.
Who are they? Your thinking there, aren't you Troy. They own Google. And they own YOUTUBE!!!!!
Can you see what I did there Troy? Yes, instead of getting straight to the point I procrastinated. Which is what you do all the time in your project videos!!!
Yes, one way or another you have purchased the plastic plaque. You did this by purchasing subs. Anyone can see this. Just go to social blade https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/techman2015 scroll down and look at YouTube Stats Summary / User Statistics for techman2015 (Dec 8th, 2017 - Dec 21st, 2017) You can see your sub count. If you look closely your are purchasing subs at a rate of 50 per day by my calculations. Where the count rises above 50 these are legitimate subscribers. When the count is below 50 this is where they have unsubscribed. This is why you have less than 4000 views for each video. Who an earth has over 100,000 subscribers and less than 4000 views per video?
Now you have reached the 100,000 and received the plastic plaque I think you are facing a dilemma. To keep the illusion of these subscribers you have to keep buying more subscribers. If you don’t your subscribers will see through you. It wouldn’t look good would it Troy to see them drop down to 3, 2, -3 a day.
Now you have the plaque will you sell it like your other gifts you have received from your subscribers? Will this be an eBay sale or a Craigslist sale? No eBay I think. Oh wait, could I have the whole thing wrong. Is this an eBay purchase?
And guess what? A few hours from you. Dearborn, Michigan.
Just jesting Troy! I'm sure it's real. Or is it?
Anyway wishing the lovely Melanie and the beautiful Michele a Happy Christmas. Buy lots and lots of lovely gifts for them both. I hope they bleed you dry this Christmas and every Christmas. They deserve better.
As for you Troy, I'm sure the Good Lord has plans for you. Quite soon by the look of you!
upvoted and gave you $0.13
Thank you Doc! I've "earned" more in 30 minutes than Troy has in the last week. I'll "spend" it fighting the Grey Ghoul.
Happy Christmas to you both!!!
here have some more :)
My upvote was worth $0.01 . WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 of the best articles i have read today!!
When will he buy a pink one for Mel?
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