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This post was inspired by my moral leader @nonameslefttouse, who just wrote about how to qualify for the Shit Post day Award
Nothing beats biting a hot cracker by a hot cracker.
THIS POST DESERVES TO BE TRENDING!!!
Ravishingly amazing. I'll take sad Sandrina lol :0D
Agree. That helpless and desperate look makes one melt.
Btw, did she already cook you that Italian food and iron your stuff?
Hahaha, she didn't yet!!
Lol!!! Thanks for the morning giggle 😁
That was far too entertaining to be a shit post. Not shit enough! Sorry... LOL!
Love it, got a real chortle and even a pigsnort laugh outa that first selfie. I vote for trending x 10. Good luck with that, too much quality here. Sigh...
(It looks hotter than all getout there too)
This definitely does not deserve a piece of poop in the comments. Too creative for that. That artistic poop is appealing though, isn't it?
It looks like you upgraded the cracker in your "ravish me" picture - good idea. Those cardboard diet ones are very sad.
You deserve every award possible for this post. :D
How did I miss this one?
If you're going for sexy/diet pictures, I think you should re-do the second one to say "radish me," and, you know, have a radish in your mouth. It'll get big votes from the veggie-fetish whales.
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