how to conquer a Venezuelan

in #mi5 years ago

5 commandments to go out with a Venezuelan

  1. You will respect the intimate space with your friends.
    Venezuelan women are very sociable and we usually have a strong group of close friends. So, the faster you understand that being with them is as important to us as breathing, and yes, they will know EVERYTHING about you, you will be much better in the relationship. Also remember, we may accept your invitation after the previous analysis and authorization of the "conclave", so more than bothering you, you should feel grateful.
  1. You will not be offended if she takes more than you or wins in the Domino.
    We can wear 20-centimeter heels, perfect nails and a professional makeup, but just like we are able to hold liters and liters of liquor without even sweating, or make the perfect play to stop the game at that ideal time.
  1. You will learn to take the perfect picture.
    It will take you about 200 attempts, you will have to develop a professional look to capture the right light and learn tact and psychology to recommend the poses that disguise the small defects that we have; but you will achieve it and you will be the most patient and loving boyfriend for helping us to have the best selfies and profile photos on Facebook.

  2. You will not say "skinny", "fat", "mommy", etc., unless she authorizes it. But you will accept without problems any affectionate nickname that she puts you.
    We love nicknames, they give us a certain sense of belonging. The safest thing is that you already had one from the first time we looked at you. We are sorry, it is necessary to be able to identify you when we tell our friends.

  3. You will take her out to dance and to the beach.
    We carry the Caribbean in our blood and that means that we can not stop shaking the hip every time the occasion arises, or that we enter into a crisis when we notice some part of our body that is not perfectly tanned. Music and the sea are part of us, learn it soon and it will be better for you. Oh! and remember what they say over there: if you do not dance, they dance to you.

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