Most useless thing ever

This app developed by Armin Heinrich. The app is called I Am Rich, and it cost $999.99 to buy

Here is the sale screen for the app:

So what, pray tell, does this incredibly expensive app do?

Does it make your device perform the godliest things?

Is it the world’s first truly sentient artificial intelligence chat-bot?

Does it help improve your well-being beyond anything else money can buy you? I mean, it IS in the lifestyle category after all, so what does this amazing app do to help your livelihood?

Well, it…

DOES NOTHING!

LITERALLY NOTHING!

THEY EVEN SAID THAT IT DOES NOTHING!

All it does when you open it is show a screen of what appears to be a glowing ruby and…THAT’S IT!

THIS is the only thing that would show up when you open the app:

You can’t swipe it across the screen, you can’t tap it, you can’t do anything but open and close the app.

Apparently tapping on the (i) in the bottom right corner of the screen “revealed a hidden mantra” that would “keep you rich and healthy”, at least according to the app’s description.

And the worst part? APPARENTLY, 8 KNUCKLEHEADS BOUGHT THIS APP!

THE DEV MADE A DAMN KILLING WITH THIS APP!

The most useless thing in the world, and yet somebody turned it into a profitable business venture…

…no words.