A Crazy Monkey

A Crazy Monkey desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Crazy Monkey often carried a stretchman that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was breathtaking. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Monkey desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

A Crazy Monkey always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

A Crazy Monkey needed a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Monkey desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would smash. This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.